The Great Iranian Trouser Cough

July 10, 2026 11:13am 1:07

Jack tries to land a CNN breaking news gig while Brian delivers the most unhinged history lesson ever recorded. From the legendary Iranian trouser cough that almost derailed peace talks in Geneva, to Stalin's secret plan...

Yes, And Chicken Nipples

June 17, 2026 9:07pm 53 min

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Blotilla the Hun

June 04, 2026 5:12pm 1:00

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Ted Kennedy Says Drive Carefully

April 13, 2026 2:34pm 57 min

A routine descent into chaos takes a hard left turn into something far stranger. Two weeping boys stand at the center of an increasingly surreal landscape as the USS Inclusion hovers overhead, authority figures blur into...

Qatar Hero

March 12, 2026 8:54am 46 min

Wiggity Wack, You Under Attack

February 25, 2026 6:33am 39 min

Jack and Brian return after a little bit of a hiatus that was mostly Jack's fault. Bu it didn't help that Brian's retina detached while he was busy helping Jamaicans. qmpodcast.com

Zohran Mamdani's Goldilocks

October 07, 2025 6:51pm 55 min

Brian is no Andrew Tate. Jack is, because he's a misogynist. Jack reads for the audiobook Goldilocks by Zohran Mamdani. Jack was at Brian's wife's birthday party and things happened and then he roasted Brian's wife.  Jac...

The Stripper's Guzzlebucket

September 02, 2025 6:16pm 50 min

Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor. A milestone birthday. A stripper's guzzlebucket. Jack tries to land Lettuce Paradise as a sponsor again. Disneyland rides getting with the times. Jack tries to land Lettu...

Should God Spit Lava?

July 31, 2025 8:45pm 48 min

The latest episode of Questionable Material with Jack & Brian, titled "Should God Spit Lava?" (aired August 1, 2025), kicks off with the hosts' signature absurd comedy banter. Brian humorously recounts a fictional near-d...

Everyone Loves a Vegetable

July 10, 2025 3:49pm 47 min

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Senator Quackers and the Declaration of Rockets

June 26, 2025 1:57pm 50 min

Jack and Brian open with their trademark banter riffing on the episode's tongue-in-cheek title: everyone claims to love vegetables, but nobody really does—setting a playful, satirical tone. From there, they launch into "...

Set Your Iron to Anthill

June 04, 2025 2:01pm 56 min

Brian doesn't need pockets. Naked people and a dog in the woods. Jack auditions for "Race for the Presidency." James Corden and crew hid Biden's mental decline. How to trick crocodiles. Jack auditions for "Sherlock's Leg...

The Tendercrotch Badge Is Not Legit

May 15, 2025 4:20pm 51 min

Brian was a Swallow Scout. Another dead friend. Jack reads for a talking mime. Wilton CT Public Schools love social justice, but not really English. Jack's wife's up to no good. Jack reads for Wild Turkey. Brian talk abo...

Four Virgins Short of Paradise

April 25, 2025 8:41am 50 min

Jack reads for the Taylor Lorenz audiobook. Brian went on a tornado and flood adventure in rural Dixie. Slugburgers. Jack Junior is an umpire and needs tips. Jack reads for the Lauren Sanchez audiobook. Brian interned fo...

Homage to George Lowe and Lou Gehrig's Uncle

April 03, 2025 10:48pm 51 min

Biden campaign revelations from Fight, the book. Brian has too many dead friends. George Lowe's "Medieval World." Brian's to-do list. Secret Gay Cruising Club signal. Welcome Rockets. George Lowe's "Roadway Package Syste...

The Nazis Were All About Cat Pants

March 27, 2025 12:05pm 52 min

Brian thinks GTA V has bugs. Jack reads The Real History of World War II by Daryl Cooper. Potential Marine is a wine thief. Speaking Tanya Hardingese. Jack reads Dolly Parton's memoir. A lump on the thyroid. An overly-th...

James Taylor Swift and the Miracle Whip Clinic

March 20, 2025 6:33pm 41 min

Jack tries to land sponsor Everything You Want To Know About Fran Drescher. Jack hurt his brain a lot. RIP longtime pal George "Space Ghost" Lowe. Brian helps people with dementia. Jack tries to land sponsor Madeline Alb...

Irresistible Stepsister, Book Plugged

March 13, 2025 3:12pm 41 min

An interview with two of the guys from DOGE. A very special time with Andrew Heaton, author of  Tribalism Is Dumb: Where it Came From, How It Got So Bad and What to do About It.  https://amzn.to/4bUFDxJ

Captain Unamerican Has a Pringles Pal

February 26, 2025 2:31pm 54 min

Jack auditions for Century 22. Jack's wife is a nervous host. Brian's wife has expectations. Joe Biden's talent agent. Jack auditions for Aristartled. The new Captain America. Jack auditions for Allahu Akhbar.

The King of Pop's Best Tract

February 04, 2025 10:16am 51 min

Mouth noises. Jack reads for Frost & Fury. How to extort potential sponsors. Face tats for an edge. How to extort your college admissions. Jack reads for Justice Thomas. The Questionable Material Stock Market Report: Ama...